Divorce Court

How I Met Your Mother

Weekdays 4 & 4:30p

Sep. 22 at 7:30pm
'Duel Citizenship' HD

Barney encourages Robin to become a US citizen; Ted and Marshall embark on a road trip to a Chicago pizzeria, but things go awry when Lily comes along for the ride.


Sep. 24 at 4:30pm
'Ted Mosby, Architect' HD

After Ted and Robin have a fight, Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.


Sep. 25 at 4:30pm
'World’s Greatest Couple' HD

Lily moves in with Barney to escape her rat-infested apartment, and Marshall enjoys fun couple-activities with a male law-school buddy.


Sep. 26 at 4:30pm
'Aldrin Justice' HD

Barney seduces Marshall's law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more leniently, and Lily takes a job at Ted's office.


Sep. 27 at 4:30pm
'Swarley' HD

Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall that his new girlfriend is crazy, and Barney gets a new nickname.


Sep. 28 at 4:30pm
'Atlantic City' HD

Marshall and Lily drag the gang to Atlantic City to elope.


Sep. 29 at 7:30pm
'The Rough Patch' HD

With Barney and Robin’s relationship on the rocks, Lily plots to break them up for good—and even calls in actor Alan Thicke to assist with the plan.


Oct. 1 at 4:30pm
'Slap Bet' HD

Robin’s aversion to malls piques Ted’s interest as to what secret she is hiding.


Oct. 2 at 4:30pm
'Single Stamina' HD

Barney’s gay brother arrives for a visit as Barney is struggling with the fact that his closest friends have settled into relationships.


Oct. 3 at 4:30pm
'First Time in New York' HD

Robin tries to keep her teenage sister from having sex, which prompts everyone to recall their own first sexual experience.


Oct. 4 at 4:30pm
'Columns' HD

Ted struggles to fire an employee, and the gang torments Marshall after discovering a nude portrait of him.


Oct. 5 at 4:30pm
'Monday Night Football' HD

A funeral keeps the gang from watching the Super Bowl live, and they make a pact not to find out the outcome until they can watch it together the next day.

About the Show

Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.