How I Met Your Mother
Weeknights 4:30 & 10:30p, Saturday 7:30p, Sunday 1p
Jun. 16 at 1pm
The gang stages an intervention after Barney meets—and then refuses to have further contact with—his boring father.
Jun. 17 at 4:30pm
'Mary the Paralegal' HD
In order to make Robin jealous, Ted resorts to taking a prostitute as his date to Robin’s media awards banquet.
Jun. 17 at 10:30pm
'No Pressure' HD
Ted finds out about Lily and Marshall’s long-term bet that Ted and Robin won’t end up together; Barney searches for a sex tape at Lily and Marshall’s house.
Jun. 18 at 4:30pm
'The Duel' HD
Lily officially moves in with Marshall and Ted, and Ted begins to think he’s being pushed out of the apartment. Barney initiates a “Lemon Law” for first dates, and Robin sets out to prove you need more than a few minutes to accept or reject a date.
Jun. 18 at 10:30pm
Barney decides to ask Quinn out on a second date, even though she works as a stripper named “Karma;” when Robin moves in with Marshall and Lily, Ted wonders how to make good use of Robin’s empty room.
Jun. 19 at 4:30pm
'The Slutty Pumpkin' HD
Ted tells how, when he was in his 20’s, he would return to the same boring Halloween party each year, in hopes of once again running into a girl he met at the party years ago, but whose phone number he lost. Robin double dates with Marshall and Lily.
Jun. 19 at 10:30pm
'The Broath' HD
After Ted assures Barney he’ll keep Quinn’s occupation a secret, he breaks his promise—and the gang sets out to destroy the relationship before Barney and Quinn move in together; Ted and Robin bicker over who gets to sublet Quinn’s apartment.
Jun. 20 at 4:30pm
'The Pineapple Incident' HD
When Barney challenges Ted to stop thinking so much, and start doing, Ted obliges by getting drunk. Robin goes on a date with a rich man, and a drunken Ted keeps calling her. In the morning, Ted finds a woman in his bed, and doesn’t know who she is.
Jun. 20 at 10:30pm
'Trilogy Time' HD
As they prepare to watch the “Star Wars” trilogy in the year 2000, Ted and Marshall imagine what their lives will be like in three-year intervals.
Jun. 21 at 4:30pm
'The Matchmaker' HD
Marshall and Lily spot a scary creature in the apartment, and are convinced it’s a mutant cockroach/mouse. Ted signs up with a matchmaking service, but the only woman he’s compatible with turns out to be engaged.
Jun. 21 at 10:30pm
'Now We’re Even' HD
Barney encourages Ted to make his nights memorable now that Robin has moved out of the apartment; Lily has an erotic dream about someone other than Marshall; Robin becomes a hero after she lands a news helicopter during an emergency.
Jun. 22 at 7:30pm
'No Tomorrow' HD
Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow during a legendary St. Patrick’s Day celebration, and he gets a post-revelry reality check from Marshall.
About the Show
Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.