How I Met Your Mother
Weeknights 4:30 & 10:30p, Saturday 7:30p, Sunday 1p
Aug. 24 at 7:30pm
Ted and Barney become the victims of a Thanksgiving Day curse called “The Blitz.”
Aug. 25 at 1pm
'The Mermaid Theory' HD
Ted fears The Captain will murder him if he discovers he’s been hanging out with his wife Zoey; Marshall tells Robin about Barney’s “mermaid theory.”
Aug. 26 at 4:30pm
'No Tomorrow' HD
Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow during a legendary St. Patrick’s Day celebration, and he gets a post-revelry reality check from Marshall.
Aug. 26 at 10:30pm
It’s the morning of the wedding and Ted attempts to help Barney suit up for the most important day of his life. Meanwhile, Lily is disappointed that Robin doesn’t seem to be appreciating the significance of this day and is impatiently waiting for her to have the customary wedding day freak-out.
Aug. 27 at 4:30pm
'Ten Sessions' HD
Ignoring everyone’s advice against dating someone you see on a regular basis, Ted pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella; while Stella repeatedly turns down Ted’s offers for a date, her office receptionist Abby becomes smitten.
Aug. 27 at 10:30pm
Marshall is shocked when he finds out whom Lily met up with on the night of their big fight when she stormed out of the hotel. And Robin is worried when Barney exhibits some of the same behavior her father did on the day of his wedding to her mother.
Aug. 28 at 4:30pm
'The Bracket' HD
When Barney's love life is sabotaged by a mystery woman, he assumes it’s a spurned former lover; he turns to an NCAA tournament bracket to narrow down the field of 64 women (with the most cause to hate his guts) to the final four.
Aug. 28 at 10:30pm
'Gary Blauman' HD
As Ted and The Mother go on their first date, he recounts the story of Gary Blauman. Gary showed up to Robin and Barney’s wedding and threw the entire seating chart into disarray. Marshall offered to help a panicked Robin, but quickly discovered that everyone from Ted to the groom held strong opinions of Gary and on whether or not he should be allowed to stay for the wedding.
Aug. 29 at 4:30pm
'The Chain of Screaming' HD
When his boss verbally berates Marshall, he questions whether or not the decision to work for a big corporate law firm was his best career move.
Aug. 29 at 10:30pm
'The End of the Aisle' HD
With only 30 minutes before the wedding is to commence, both bride and groom are in the midst of a full panic attack. Robin is still convinced that it’s a bad sign that she never found the locket. Ted attempts to calm her fears and struggles with whether or not he should come clean about the locket’s whereabouts. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall help Barney with his vows and in the process realize that they may not have upheld every one of their own marriage vows.
Aug. 30 at 4:30pm
'Sandcastles in the Sand' HD
A smitten Robin gets back together with an old flame who hurt her in the past; after the loser crushes her again, Barney, in his own inimitable style, helps her realize that she is awesome.
Aug. 30 at 10:30pm
'Last Forever: Part One' HD
With the wedding behind them, Ted says his goodbyes and prepares to leave for Chicago. But fate clearly has something else in store for him…
About the Show
Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.