How I Met Your Mother
Weeknights 10:30 & 11:30p, Saturday 7:30p, Sunday 1p
Oct. 16 at 10:30pm
'The Sexless Inkeeper' HD
Barney and Robin suffer through a double-date with Lily and Marshall; Ted discovers that his “professor persona” turns off women.
Oct. 16 at 11:30pm
'Monday Night Football' HD
A funeral keeps the gang from watching the Super Bowl live, and they make a pact not to find out the outcome until they can watch it together the next day.
Oct. 17 at 10:30pm
'Duel Citizenship' HD
Barney encourages Robin to become a US citizen; Ted and Marshall embark on a road trip to a Chicago pizzeria, but things go awry when Lily comes along for the ride.
Oct. 17 at 11:30pm
'Lucky Penny' HD
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a penny on the subway; it culminates with him missing an important job interview… and possibly his destiny.
Oct. 18 at 10:30pm
After observing Barney and Robin behaving suspiciously romantic, Ted gets the couple to admit that they fight all the time.
Oct. 18 at 11:30pm
Ted and Robin get hung up on the items each of them has kept from previous relationships; and Lily forces the gang to see her in a play, prompting Barney to do the same.
Oct. 19 at 7:30pm
'No Pressure' HD
Ted finds out about Lily and Marshall’s long-term bet that Ted and Robin won’t end up together; Barney searches for a sex tape at Lily and Marshall’s house.
Oct. 20 at 1pm
Barney decides to ask Quinn out on a second date, even though she works as a stripper named “Karma;” when Robin moves in with Marshall and Lily, Ted wonders how to make good use of Robin’s empty room.
Nov. 16 at 7:30pm
In the year 2030, Ted Mosby begins telling his kids how he met their mother. In flashback, we meet the young Ted, his friend Barney, and his roommate, Marshall. Marshall proposes to his girlfriend, Lily. Ted meets Robin, a woman he thinks he’s going to marry.
Nov. 17 at 1pm
'Purple Giraffe' HD
Ted decides to throw a party and invite Robin, so he can “run into her” in a casual way. But when she misses the party, he throws another one the next night...and the next. Lily’s insatiable desire for sex with Marshall prevents him from writing a paper.
About the Show
Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.