Decades Network

How I Met Your Mother

Weeknights 10:30 & 11:30p, Sat 7:30p, Sun 1p

Dec. 6 at 10:30pm
'Garbage Island' HD

Ted admits to The Captain that he’s the man who broke up The Captain’s marriage to Zoey; Robin dares Barney to sleep with her to prove he doesn’t have feelings for Nora; Marshall’s obsession with saving the environment affects his plans to start a family.


Dec. 6 at 11:30pm
'Not a Father’s Day' HD

Barney receives word that one of his conquests is pregnant; Lily and Marshall develop baby fever.


Dec. 7 at 7:30pm
'The Matchmaker' HD

Marshall and Lily spot a scary creature in the apartment, and are convinced it’s a mutant cockroach/mouse.  Ted signs up with a matchmaking service, but the only woman he’s compatible with turns out to be engaged.


Dec. 8 at 1pm
'The Duel' HD

Lily officially moves in with Marshall and Ted, and Ted begins to think he’s being pushed out of the apartment.  Barney initiates a “Lemon Law” for first dates, and Robin sets out to prove you need more than a few minutes to accept or reject a date.


Dec. 9 at 10:30pm
'A Change of Heart' HD

After wearing a heart monitor for 24 hours, Barney recounts to a cardiologist what caused his heart to beat irregularly; Robin goes out with a guy who acts like a dog.


Dec. 9 at 11:30pm
'Woooo' HD

Barney ruins Ted’s attempt to renovate a bank and put his stamp on the New York skyline; Robin and Lily hang out with girls who like to party and yell “woo!”


Dec. 10 at 10:30pm
'Legendady' HD

The gang stages an intervention after Barney meets—and then refuses to have further contact with—his boring father.


Dec. 10 at 11:30pm
'The Naked Man' HD

After a first date beds Robin using a technique called “The Naked Man,” Ted and Barney decide to give it a try.


Dec. 11 at 10:30pm
'The Exploding Meatball Sub' HD

Ted considers breaking up with Zoey to end their constant bickering; Marshall quits his job to take a volunteer position at an environmental organization, prompting Lily to fear they won’t have enough money to start a family; Barney constructs an exploding sandwich to avenge a comment Marshall made about a stain on one of his suits.


Dec. 11 at 11:30pm
'The Fight' HD

Complications ensue after Ted and Barney claim they helped a bartender beat up a group of guys in a back alley.


Dec. 12 at 10:30pm
'Hopeless' HD

Barney hopes to convert his boring father back to his prank-loving, life-loving former self; when Robin runs into a former crush at the bar, Ted announces that he and Robin are getting married to ruin her chances of starting a relationship.


Dec. 12 at 11:30pm
'Benefits' HD

Robin and Ted have casual sex to deal with the stress of being roommates; Marshall has difficulty using the restroom at work when his co-workers judge him.

About the Show

Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.