How I Met Your Mother
Weeknights 10:30 & 11:30p, Sat 7:30p, Sun 1p
Jan. 20 at 10:30pm
Robin’s nervousness on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time Victoria jilted her fiancé to run off with him.
Jan. 20 at 11:30pm
Ted invites a woman named Tiffany over to his apartment using a teacup pig as “bait,” but when Tiffany says she can’t be with him, Ted’s friends think Tiffany is simply stringing him along until someone better turns up.
Jan. 21 at 10:30pm
'The Pre-Nup' HD
As Barney’s wedding to Quinn approaches, Barney asks Quinn to sign a pre-nup. Outraged by his demands, Quinn draws up a pre-nup of her own for Barney to sign, as a battle of the sexes ensues.
Jan. 21 at 11:30pm
'Of Course' HD
After being pulled out of the Hudson River, Barney recounts how Robin and an author-friend plotted to break his spirit.
Jan. 22 at 10:30pm
When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it’s because of an elaborate scheme Barney devised to meet girls. Robin and Ted debate who has a more serious relationship.
Jan. 22 at 11:30pm
'Say Cheese' HD
After Ted brings a date to Lily’s birthday party, an angry Lily recounts the many times a short-term girlfriend has accompanied Ted to important events.
Jan. 23 at 10:30pm
'Who Wants To Be a Godparent?' HD
When Lily and Marshall decide to name a godparent, they put their friends to the test to find out who would be best.
Jan. 23 at 11:30pm
'Zoo Or False' HD
When a rattled Lily contemplates buying a gun after Marshall gets mugged, Marshall makes up a lie and claims that, in reality, a monkey at the zoo stole his wallet.
Jan. 24 at 10:30pm
Robin realizes that Nick is dumb and tries to break up with him, but Barney winds up ending the relationship for her. Ted realizes Marshall and Lily haven’t had sex since the baby was born.
Jan. 24 at 11:30pm
'Home Wreckers' HD
When his mother and her boyfriend decide to wed, Ted gets a jump on starting a family of his own by buying a rundown house.
Jan. 25 at 7:30pm
When Lily's car breaks down on the way to a secret appointment, Ted postpones a very important date to come to Lily's rescue.
Jan. 26 at 1pm
'Come On' HD
Ted utilizes a Native American rain dance to keep Robin from going on a camping trip; and Marshall and Lily end up in a very heated argument over Lily’s plan to accept a summer art fellowship in San Francisco.
About the Show
Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.