King of Queens
Weeknights 4 & 11:00p, Saturday 12p, Sunday 6:00p
Dec. 9 at 6pm
'Deacon Blues' HD
Doug discovers that Deacon has been seeing another woman, and the two men learn the true definition of "cheating" when Carrie tells Doug that when you lie to your wife to have an intimate dinner with another woman, you are cheating—even if everyone keeps their clothes on.
Dec. 10 at 4pm
'Horizontal Hold' HD
Carrie becomes concerned that she and Doug avoid real issues in their marriage with sex.
Dec. 10 at 11pm
'I, Candy' HD
When Doug gets “checked out” by a waitress at Cooper’s he suddenly feels very dapper. He begins to change his image a bit, and Carrie finds the whole thing amusing. That is, until she checks out the waitress herself and sees that she is quite a dish.
Dec. 11 at 4pm
'Package Deal' HD
Doug, feeling underappreciated at work, hears that drivers at FedEx are making twice what he makes.
Dec. 11 at 11pm
'Sparing Carrie' HD
The bowling team, which features Doug, Richie, Spence, Deacon and Carrie, is in jeopardy of losing their sponsorship from Cooper’s if they don’t win their next game.
Dec. 12 at 4pm
'Separation Anxiety' HD
During the Palmer’s separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids.
Dec. 12 at 11pm
'Block Buster' HD
Doug has a high school football reunion with his buddies, one of which is now confined to a wheelchair.
Dec. 13 at 4pm
'Inner Tube' HD
Doug lies to Carrie so that he can play mud football with his buddies and ends up sick in bed, plagued by guilt, watching reruns and old movies.
Dec. 13 at 11pm
'Frozen Pop' HD
A cold spell has hit New York and the basement where Arthur sleeps is an ice box. So, Carrie sets him up in her upstairs office until the cold snap is over—however, the freezing temperatures last longer than they thought, and Doug and Carrie are about to lose their minds with Arthur just across the hall.
Dec. 14 at 4pm
'Departure Time' HD
Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug’s parents while they have a short layover at Kennedy Airport on their way to Montreal.
Dec. 14 at 11pm
'Party Favor' HD
Doug’s cousin Danny is getting married and Carrie convinces Doug that despite the history between the two, Doug should be his best man and throw a bachelor party.
Dec. 15 at 12pm
'Swim Neighbors' HD
Carrie takes legal action when her neighbors install an above-ground pool that overlooks her backyard fence, but the pool makes a big splash with Doug.
About the Show
Taking place in Rego Park, Queens, New York, a blue-collar married couple, Doug, a deliveryman, and Carrie, a secretary at a law firm, who both live with Carrie's oddball father, Arthur, try to make the best of what they got while trying to make their marriage somewhat normal and getting through tiny problems that they have together, even the occasional run-in with Carrie's father.